What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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