Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Anti Joke

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