- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Eric is gay Ha

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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