Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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