guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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womens rights

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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hi jonny

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Anti Joke

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