What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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