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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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