- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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