- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A women left the kitchen.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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