- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red poo is poo

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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