i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Get on the boat.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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