- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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