Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Donald Trump

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I have an idea! You leave.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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