Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Women's rights

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Women rights.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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penis

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