How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Religion

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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