- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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