- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

God is real.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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