- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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