Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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God is real.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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