- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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