- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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