- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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