What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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