- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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