Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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