What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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