Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A black man walks out of a police station

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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