How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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men's rights activists

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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