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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A pope meets another one

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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