- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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