- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Eric is gay Ha

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

snowglobe

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

jews

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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