- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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