Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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I asked her where you were.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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