Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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