- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

womens rights.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Phew... it's gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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