Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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