A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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