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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.