- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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