- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

time to spruce up!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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