- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

there once was a black man who played basketball

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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