- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

woman's rights

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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