- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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