- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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