What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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