- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A boy with red hair is happy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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