- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock. Its open.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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