- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Your big dick.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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