How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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time to spruce up!

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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pobody's nerfect

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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