- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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