- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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