- Anti Joke

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.