A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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