Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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