- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A van drives into a car.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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