- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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