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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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