- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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