A whole 'nother.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Bitch

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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