A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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read this sentence again.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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