What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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american idol

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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star wars kid

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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