What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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