- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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