- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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