- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

women's rights.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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