knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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good looking women

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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