- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

guess what what ...

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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