- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Knock knock Fuck off!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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