What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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