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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Wait! hundred billions!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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