- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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