- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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